Analytical Path

hii guys.. this is my 1st ever blog... hopefully not the last one.. if u guys help me out... i wud appreciate it... ok enuff of this crap.. lets go read my blog below.

So the heading says Analytical Path... don worry this aint a nerdy blog.. m sure u guys wud like it.. hope so...its something that i have analyzed and i think mite be of some good not sure thought... wat the heck... here i go...

a couple of months back i was sitting all alone on a Friday night. nothing to do, friends were bz with exams. so i was home bored. so i decided i would something i have never done it b4.. no no not write a blog.. but go out alone.. not that i am scared or afraid of the dark.. i don prefer goin out alone n drinking.. so i go dressed around 11 pm and left.. it was a cold night.. it had jus snowed... yet.. i cud see lot of hot babes on the streets... though they were covered.. but it was a good start...
i went to a pub... and went to the bar counter and ordered my fav... Jack n Cola... so i started drinking... there were these nice old fellas.. standing next to me... they offered me to keep my drink on their table and share the Ash tray... and we indulged in a light conversation.. me trying 2 improve my german lang skills.. one of them was around 33 and was single.. others were married or had a gf around the same age.. we were talking casually n all of a sudden 3 really hot babes passed us.. and u wud not believe all of us.. starred at them... hot to the power infinity... a perfect body i would say.. so one of the said... u hav a gf.. i said no... so he said y don u go ask her 2 dance with u.. and may b offer her 2 buy her a drink... i said... How ?? i have never ever gone up to a strange women and asked her nething... ? n plus.. i don think she wud say yes... he jus told me something which actually inspired me... he said , "Buddy. you cant loose something which you don have.. n more over.. you don hav nething to loose..n gurls appreciate this gesture.." i was a lil sceptical bout this.. trust me m no Brad Pitt or Ashton Kutcher... but none the less.. he was right i had nothing to loose.. so i went after finishing my 3rd drink...
she was dancing with her friends... and was probably drunk.. i went up to her.. n passed her.. our eyes met... n shared a smile... i thought nice.. good start... so i started dancing next to her... but facing other way.. we bumped couple of times.. i apologised to her.. so the 3rd time... when i apologised .. i asked if she wud like 2 dance with me so that we don bump again... she smiled n said ok... CJ 1-cj 0... i was wnning... so we were dancing.. and then she stopped.. i offered her to buy her a drink.. she said ok... i was even more happy... score CJ 2-cj 0... so we started talking.. luckily... she spoke english... as she had stayed in UK for a year... so i was lucky... while i was talking.. i saw her 2 friends looking at me weirdly.. i din care.. then one of them came to her n they went to the loo... after they came back from the loo.. she was not the same.. like all her high was gone... her friends were a lil relaxed.. but non the less.. i wasnt backing out then... so i cont.. n then we started dancing... only this her friends started interferring.. din let us dance alone..everytime i tried to sway her away.. her friends pulled her back with them.. i got a lil annoyed.. then i stopped for a smoke.. so one of her friends came up to me n said.. please leave her alone... i know men like u.. all u know is SEX SEX n SEX... she is not ur type.. so jus leave her alone... n they took her to the other corner... i was pissed.. who wudnt.. i mean wtf is there prob... i realised may be its me... i went home disheartned n sad...
it took me a week to recover from that incident.. but then the next friday... i said.. lets try.. new day... new place... new approach... so this time i went to a proper disc... thr i saw not 1 ,2 but several groups of girls.. mostly in 3's n 4's.. unlike guys.. who prefer being either alone or with one more guy commonly known as The Wingman... but gurls were in plenty... so i was there at my fav place in a pub or disc... the bar counter with my standard Jack n Cola... i had a few drinks... n i was standing on the edge of the dance floor as it was jam packed... now wat i observed is.. i was not the only guy there hunting... there were others too... how did i know.. there eyes gave it away... one of them after a few mins looking at a group of girl decided to make the move... he did wat i named The Bump... wat i did the last time... luckily for him.. the other 2 gurls were with thr Bfs ... so he got lucky.. they were dancing... n when i was leaving they were making out... so "The Bump" worked...
the other guy.. he took a diff approach... he went up to the girl... and asked her if she wanted 2 dance with her... tht gurl was totally drunk.. n wud hav danced with ne one.. so she jus started dancing.. this guy was trying 2 hold her n pull her towards her.. n she being not in her senses followed.. but who wud hav knows her friends were not.. after a while.. her friends took her out.. n never returned..
now it was my time.. i saw 2 guys hitting.. with a probability of 50% success... not enough for an engg... but non the less.. i made my move... i found a group of girls who were really drunk.. n started dancing... n all of a sudden.. there was this I like to Move it song.. n ppl went crazy.. n started pushing.. so this girl.. not the one i went for.. fell on me... i some how held her...so tht she wudnt fall... now i had 2 girls... n had 2 pick one.. both eqally hot... but i thought the later wud b a good choice.. since contact had been made already... so we danced.. n everything..it was too loud n i wanted 2 smoke.. so i asked her if she wud some 2 a less quiter place... she said no.. she wants to dance.. but thanks... i said ok... n i left...for a smoke... when i came both the girls i was hitting on were gone.. now where in the club... n looked at the watch.. it was 230 am... so was time for me 2 go back home yet again.. but not dissapointed... i was still learning...

you guys must b wondering y m i telling you these things... u don care... i agree.. but wait... the main reason y i started bloggin... i havent written it yet...so don give up.. jus go thru it.. if u don like it.. give a comment.. i mite stop the blog...

so u guys must b wondering.. i struck out.. 2 times... n some more... do i suck.. was my approach not good enough..is it cos i m brown.. or m i not good looking.. wat..??? these same questions bothered me for quite a while.. so one day.. when i had nothing to do.. i sat down... to Analyze wat happened... and y? i found some interesting facts... i was suprised...

it was nothing to do with ne of my above fears... nothing... gurls like confident guys... n sp the ones who can impress them in a few sentences... so wat i found out was....

1) girls unliked guys don roll in 2's but 3's or more...most of the time... unless they both hav bfs...
2) if one of the girl is weak , vulnarable... the others don leave her alone... unlike guys.. where the weakest member is often left most of the time...
3) the other girls wud protect her from every guy who is trying to hit on her... they wud kill u if they cud.... thts how closely knit there groups are...
4) never hit on a girl... who is in a group of 3's or 4's of jst girls... its hard to penetrate there wall... the others wudnt jus allow... for them... all men r same... i don know y they say tht.. but they do...where as a girl can penetrate a group of men easily....
if ur planning to hit on girls outside in a pub,disc,party or ne social occasion... make sure.. u hav wingmen to divert there friends attention... or else u wud b eaten alive...

So guys all u need to do is find the rite girl in tht place... n go up to her.. n make sure.. u impress her n her friends as fast as u can... cos trust me.. u wont have enuff time b4 u crash n burn... you can always slow it once you know u hav impressed her n her friends... once they know ur a nice guy ... trust me .. u wud not hve ne problems in future with tht girl... as it was said in a movie... All big decisions in a girls life related 2 guys must be signed by her best friend n best friend only... if u manage to impress her best friend... trust me ur work is 70% done.. now all u need to do is.. not screw it up.... :D

i know it is a long blog... n for most... it will b total.. crap.. n some may even laugh.. or mock me.. later on .. but u know wat... i don give a F!@# .... wat ever i hav written hav written from personal experiences... recent n past... combined... thank you for ur patiance...n readin the blog.. comments r welcomed.. don worry .. it can b both +ve n -ve....

till next time.....

CJ